The meme making the rounds is to type in your name at Google - “[name] needs” - and post the top five results. According to Google, I need…
…to be taken with a grain of salt.
…to do garbage collection.
…your help to destroy asteroids and secure Sector 7!
…to be underinflated in order to make her posable.
…74 beads to make a necklace.
(Hat tip to Clare at Playing It By Ear!)
ETA:
My husband needs…
…a forever home with no other cats. (True, he’s allergic)
…a place to stay this weekend.
…five of your company’s top personal marketing consultants.
…winding up.
…to give some warning to his passengers before ripping around the island. (Yes, there was the time he bottomed out the boat and ruined the prop on the backside of the island!)
My son needs…
…an intervention.
…Old Spice. (Little boys are stinky, but not that stinky!)
…TV shows like Tyra Banks.
…to soup up revenues.
…to jolt Canadians.
My daughter needs…
…a bed that’s stiff as a board for her bad back.
…her buddy around.
…you to help her convert the metric measurements to ASM measurements. (Absolutely! Every time we get an emailed medical, I have to convert her length and head circumference from centimeters to inches.)
…to meet a man.
…to be engaged a bit more and things got better with time.
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